February 2012
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The best part: Now that she’s left I CAN BLAST RELLA OVER AND OVER AND OVER MOTHAFUKKA.
asphyxiates replied to your post: She’s leaving till Sunday. She’s leaving till…
But it’s Wednesday?
Exactly.
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She’s leaving till Sunday.
She’s leaving till Sunday.
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My roommate is packing things…is she going home for the rest of the week, WHAT IF SHE’S LEAVING FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK OH GOD. (=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ
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Watchjoshishollywood:
h0ttndanger0us:
GIRLS THAT NEED TO LEARN TO RESPECT THEMSELVES. REBLOG IF U AGREE!
Man do you ever just see a video title and know it’s going to be good before you even hit play
HAHA WHAT DID I JUST WATCH.
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“Today is the beginning of Lent. And I’m giving up apologizing.”
– Conor Oberst
Dear Conor (if this quote is accurate), this is the best idea ever.
(via loveyourchaos)
hepatitis:
for lent i’m just giving up
Gonna fail out of Spanish and become a hobo. I’ll write fanfiction for a living.
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idliketobuyallyourchocolate:
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
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My shirt smells like my boyfriend. I was not prepared for this.
Now I just wanna. Cuddle.
Help, I’ve infatuation and I can’t get up!
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Me: Your life is a series of awkward events. I mean, I could definitely name some awkward occurrences I've had, but you just take the cake.
Jim: Thanks, I might fall face first into the cake though.
“When we complain about men raping, abusing, harassing, and refusing us our human...”
– Unknown. (via futureabortiondoctor, inherhipstheresrevolutions) (via aoawaywego) (via she-hulk-smash) (via loveyourchaos)
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alwaysblind:
its due tomorrow hurry
“Don’t use the phone. People are never ready to answer it. Use poetry.”
– Jack Kerouac (via teagan)
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ironlungsarenofun:
well I ate all of my gummy bears
what the hell am I supposed to do now?
First world problems.
Literally just told my boyfriend,
“I apologize for the fact that you’re dating me.”
I’m so fucking hyper right now C h r i s t.
suburgatory replied to your post: About to write a sex scene. The last time I wrote…
EMILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Yes? hahaha.
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what i think about body image
truck-sweat:
if you think youre unhealthy fix it
otherwise just be happy with your body and the fact that you have all your appendages
if you dont have your appendages, well shit just be happy youre alive
if youre not alive get away from me you ghost cunt
ok
fat and proud sorta
About to write a sex scene. The last time I wrote a sex scene, I was a virgin. Welp.
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asphyxiates:
brothlhunting:
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Emily, do you know what time it is? Do you? Don’t get all mad at me either. Cause….I can and I know one day you’ll do just the same to me but for now…..
Lol why would I be mad I deserve it, gross sobbing.
Perpetually need snuggling, reblog if u crey.
Last night was awesome sob.
I wish I didn’t have a roommate so I could fall asleep/wake up to my boyfriend every day and not just on weekends.
Dis gay, deal wit it.
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cleverdetectiveinafunnyhat:
croatoan:
thefantasticmrsfox:
i hope nicki minaj is the next doctor
scuse me you’re a hell of a guy
so do you got a thing for phone booths that can fly
i mean, sigh, dont blink yo eyes
i can tell that you’re in touch with all dimensions and time
Yes I did, yes I did
Somebody please tell them who the eff I is,
I am the Doctor, I mack them Oods up.
...
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piercedego:
In an Aeroplane Over the Sea by...
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I was laying in bed, eating Hot Tamales when I accidently dropped the box. In my head, I literally said to myself: “Kramer! Jerry! Stop the fight! Tamales!” Probably would have said it out loud if my roommate wasn’t here.
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“Stop degrading the act of sex by calling it “opening your legs.”
I’m so sick...”
– flowersarebetterthanbullets on This Post (I made this a quote, because the original picture with text was visually offensive to my eyes. These pro-life people need to take a graphic design class.)
Fucking SERIOUSLY. This isn’t even just about pro-choice v anti-choice at this point. Just think about...
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Sleepoverrrrrr.
Yesssssss.
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